 As a butt kicker of all things that stand in his way, Chuck Norris needs a bit of rest and relaxation time every now and then. How does he relax, you ask? He  posts - bad guys? No, he posts for his garden. Though it's not unmon to find a villainous evil doer in his post heap or spinning around in his post tumbler! Back when Chuck  enjoying his te rary hiatus from Walker, Texas Ranger (it'll be back, just you wait and see!), Chu decided to spend some quality time getting back with his green self. He achieved this by tending to his mother's rose pansy gardens. Well, the Season 6 villains from Walker caught wind of his environmentally friendly activities and decided it time to end it with him by feeding him into a chipper shredder.
Since nothing gets past Chuck Norris, he well aware of the Season 6 villains' plans. The morning that they arrived, they found Chuc laboriously watering his mother's flowers with his back turned to them. As they crept in for the kill, Chuc able to swiftly roundhouse kick two of them and send them sailing into a rain barrel! The remaining four stood stunned in disbelief until they were knocked to the ground by Chuc's iron fist and knee. One managed to back flip back onto his feet, but not for long for Chuc wouldn't allow it. In a graceful, Matrix-like fashion, Chuc dropkicked him - right into an Expandable Worm Tower where he overe by voraciously hungry night crawlers.
Three down and three more still standing - Chuc ted no time. Using his wit and no-holds bar technique, he grabbed two of the Season 6 villains by their ankles and swung them into his poison ivy patch (poison ivy is irritating to us mere humans, but Chuck Norris uses it as a skin inhibitor for shaving). The last one refused to go down easy and came after him with a lawn sweeper. How foolish of you, thought Chuc; you e to fight Walker, Texas Ranger and all you brought a lawn sweeper?! Saving the best roundhouse kick for last, Chuc sent him straight into an open post bin; of course, Chuc had to dispose of him in the garbage afterward because he starting to make the post smell like rotten eggs (an example of what happens when you have too much moisture in your post).
With all six of the Season 6 villains properly disposed of, Chuc able to continue watering his roses and pansies and in peace - until the hiatus is lifted, of course.
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