| so i went to the airport bathroom and locked myself into a stall. i had brought a bag of weed and had stuffed it behind the deodorant part of a deodorant stick. so i rolled the deodorant all the way out until it fell out of the holder and pulled out the bag. i then pulled out a buy cheap marlboro and started to roll the end of it between my fingers. the tobacco started to fall out into the toilet between my legs and i made a kind of pocket of missing tobacco at the tip of the cig. then i put about two drags of ganj into the pocket and then put some extra tobacco i had caught on top. so it looked like a cig and mostly was. back in 1992, you could smoke anywhere, except on the plane. i have actually smoked on a plane when i was 15 but it was made illegal on domestic flights sometime around 1990-91. anyways, terminals were still very smokey. and where there's cig smoke, weed smoke can usually be hidden, or at least marginally concealed. so i took out the special cig and sparked it up. i took two large puffs and the instant i exhaled the last of the two drags of weed i noticed people around me perk up. it STUNK. badly. and the air wasn't moving. it was just hanging there like a huge hand pointing right at me. i literally watched in horror as people's heads swiveled about and there noses pointed up like bloodhounds on the trail. it was like a domino effect rolling out in all directions. me being at the very center. |